he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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