Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
should my penis look like a turkey
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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