God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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