So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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