I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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