I don't think brook has ever known best
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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