I wanna passion pit in your ass
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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