things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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