I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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