I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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