So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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