is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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