I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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