They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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