I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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