Me too!
If that was your dad, he is hot
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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