super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
high people should be assigned attendants
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Randomize
