Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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