I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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