there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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