Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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