Dual....:-)
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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