I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
