covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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