For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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