Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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