It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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