how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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