More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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