? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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