yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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