you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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