ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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