glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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