he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
well, you know. whores of a feather.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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