I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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