did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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