are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
