I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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