Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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