I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
false alarm. still invincible.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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