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i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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