chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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