R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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