insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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