I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How does it feel to date your dad?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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