Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i would punch a child for taco bell
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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