i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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