So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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