and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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