Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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