Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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